Blue lights are the devil.

Driving down some road in Orlando I cant pronounce I drive by a little strip mall. In this strip mall, between a Gamestop and a Smoothie King, is a Vision Care place. Cant remember the exact name, but is was something boring. Like "Eye Care" or "Vision Care" or "Eyes See You" or something stupid like that. Anyway, it was a good a75 yards from the road. I looked and the sign and I thought, "Clever girl." The lit up sign over their door was made of large block lettering in a bright shade of blue. I could not for the life of me focus on that damn sign. My eyes just refused to make it happen. After getting a wee bit pissed off I thought to myself, "You jerks did that on purpose." I remember never being able to focus on blue light. Just blue. Like it was some demon color sent to the human realm to annoy me. "The eye care places must know this." I thought. What better way to get customers to come to a vision care place than to make them think their eyes are going to crap. Clever girl indeed.